Quoting the annoying little ad on the bottom left of myspacebook:

"19 And Out Of Shape?

Ab exercises won't get you
a cut body. Burn fat and
increase energy with ultra
green tea. Free 30 day
trial. Just pay shipping."

1. I am glad that we have finally figured out that ab exercises really are pointless and that the real secret to a "cut body" is simply in the digestion of a single plant + water. ( I have always been a tad suspicious about this...)

2. If I turn 20, must I find a different magical formula for bodily cut-ness?

3. "I wouldn't have even considered buying your product, but your super-original use of the word "ultra" caught my eye..."

4. If, when this product is compared to ab exercises, we arrive at the conclusion that "Ab exercises won't get you a cut body," I become extremely wary of the "Free 30 day trial." For three reasons:

    "Free"- Nothing is free in this world; nothing. I know this because so many old men have told me so, and what     an old man says goes.

    "30 day"- I hope it's "30 days until you look like Conan the Barbarian," and not "30 days until your mom says     'you look like you've lost some weight, sweetie, now eat the cookies i baked you."'

    "trial"- whatever. this word is a red flag mainly because it is preceded by "free" and "30 day."

5. I will pay for the shipping. The shipping of my foot. To your face.






In conclusion, I still like green tea, and ab exercises really do work.

In conclusion to the conclusion: goodnight. I am very tired.

dat sum snow.


snow is so quiet, no?